Unusual Food Truck Fan Gifts

Executive Tacos

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Heavy meals on wheels

"Valet park only"

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Tree Squirrel

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

"I brought my lunch."

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

St. Patrick Drives the Steaks out of Ireland

Chip wagon oil change.

"I'm selling the gingerbread house and buying a food truck."

The last hot dog of summer.

Useless car accessories.

"While you were out, your office was turned into a taco stand."

Pop up hell

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

'I would have settled for a toy.'

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

Do you know why I pulled you over, and for which flavor? Ice cream.

Ice Cream. Cakes. Pies. Food trucks serving sweets come out at night. The streets are desserted after dark!

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

101 Placenta Recipes

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

Rock 'n Rolls. It's like an ice cream truck, except they sell baked treats and play classic rock music. Rolling scones!

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

"I didn't pack a lunch today, so I'll just get something from the food truck."

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.