Food Truck Fanatic Gifts

"Valet park only"

Bob's food truck

Ice Cream. Cakes. Pies. Food trucks serving sweets come out at night. The streets are desserted after dark!

The last hot dog of summer.

"I'll get the black bean tacos and my neighbour plays his music too loud."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I'm selling the gingerbread house and buying a food truck."

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

"Hey everybody. The food truck is here and they have little nuggets this time."

Counting ribs

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"We won!"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Important Food Groups

Benihana style of cooking.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Kitchen Kapers

The Streets - Night