Food Truck Fanatic Pillows

"Valet park only"

Bob's food truck

"I'll get the black bean tacos and my neighbour plays his music too loud."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I'm selling the gingerbread house and buying a food truck."

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

"Hey everybody. The food truck is here and they have little nuggets this time."

Counting ribs

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Menu Dating

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

Benihana style of cooking.

Kitchen Kapers

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

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