Food Truck Fan Pillows

Lawsuits

"While you were out, your office was turned into a taco stand."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

"And don't even think about dessert until you eat your vegetables."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Valet park only"

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'The two-pounds-burger menu includes chips, a large drink and an arteriosclerosis treatment.'

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

Sisyphus Pizza

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Sushi Train Spotters

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

Executive Tacos

Bedside Manna.

"You know they're trying too hard when the chef's special is Corn Dogs Bordelaise."

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"