Food Truck Fan Gifts

Lawsuits

"While you were out, your office was turned into a taco stand."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

Rock 'n Rolls. It's like an ice cream truck, except they sell baked treats and play classic rock music. Rolling scones!

"And don't even think about dessert until you eat your vegetables."

"I didn't pack a lunch today, so I'll just get something from the food truck."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"Valet park only"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'The two-pounds-burger menu includes chips, a large drink and an arteriosclerosis treatment.'

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Sisyphus Pizza

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

Sushi Train Spotters

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Executive Tacos