Food Truck Fans Gifts

'I took a marketing course last winter.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Freshest ice cream in town!

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Valet park only"

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Kentucky Fried Horse