Food Truck Fans T-Shirts

'I took a marketing course last winter.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Freshest ice cream in town!

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"Valet park only"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Nutrition-Free Diet

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.