Food Trucks Fanatic Pillows

Do you know why I pulled you over, and for which flavor? Ice cream.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Fast food. Even faster food

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

View to the Future

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Important Food Groups

Kitchen Kapers

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

Benihana style of cooking.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."