Food Trucks Fanatic Mugs

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

Benihana style of cooking.

Important Food Groups

Kitchen Kapers

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

The Streets - Night

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Burnt or Raw?

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.