Food Truck Aficionado Mugs

Hot dog vendor is struck by a new business strategy...Grilled Bankers.

Chip wagon oil change.

"I brought my lunch."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

View to the Future

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Valet park only"

'Can I have flies with that'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

Avocado Timeline

Teenage Angst.

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Bears talk."

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

Executive Tacos

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

Big Boy Foot

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

Chicken Coupe.

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

"This never happened."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

Barbecue Fetch

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."