Food Truck Aficionado Mugs

Hot dog vendor is struck by a new business strategy...Grilled Bankers.

Chip wagon oil change.

"I brought my lunch."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

View to the Future

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Valet park only"

'Can I have flies with that'

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Avocado Timeline

Teenage Angst.

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"Bears talk."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

Moon Pies.

Executive Tacos

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

"Baldo, we need to talk."

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'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

Barbecue Fetch

"This never happened."

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'