Food Truck Owners Gifts

Olympic Catering: 'A small coffee please.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Fast food. Even faster food

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

6 Brothers Falafel

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

View to the Future

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Today's special... donuts.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"This is our soft opening."

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