Monster Truck Fan Gifts

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

Frankenstein's Monster Trucks

"You really are something else Harrison. I asked you to get me a hire car, h-i-r-e, not h-i-g-h-e-r!"

Useless car accessories.

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Heavy meals on wheels

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Halloween Selfie

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"Perfect."

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Tree Squirrel

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Executive Tacos