Trucking Fan Gifts

Heavy meals on wheels

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Tree Squirrel

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Ancient taxi

Fire Backwards.

Inflatable car

St. Patrick Drives the Steaks out of Ireland

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

Ducks crossing.

Useless car accessories.

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

'I would have settled for a toy.'

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.

Having disappeared during the Apple Festival Hayride two weeks earlier, Brad resurfaces in a meadow in Washington County.

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.

Finishing Line

"If you can read this - I've lost my caravan."

Cows on a bus.

An English Coachman Swaggers Down the Street

Ukrainian Tractors Pull Russian Tanks

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

I think it's your suspension!

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

"I hate crowded parks."