Tractor Fan Gifts

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

"What old school? This is my life."

Heavy meals on wheels

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

City Windfarms.

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

Birds on the wing

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

Ancient taxi

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

Inflatable car

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

The American Farmer: a vanishing breed.

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

Ecological electricity

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Septic Fields Forever.

Combined Harvester

Ideas that failed: E-Milk.com, Electronic Dairy Farming.

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

Genetically modify your own sweetcorn.