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"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

Having disappeared during the Apple Festival Hayride two weeks earlier, Brad resurfaces in a meadow in Washington County.

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

"What old school? This is my life."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Heavy meals on wheels

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

City Windfarms.

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

Birds on the wing

Scientists building a tower

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Ancient taxi

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

Inflatable car

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

The American Farmer: a vanishing breed.

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

Septic Fields Forever.

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Combined Harvester