Transformer Fan Gifts

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"You've changed."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

City Windfarms.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Scientists building a tower

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Bummer about your claustrophobia, Ted.

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

'I know that you have changed Irene, but I still think we can work things out.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

'Hot enough for ya?'

Piggy bank #4: factory.

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."