Transformers Fan Gifts

From the time he was a tiny maggot, tommy dreams of flying .

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Under pressure.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Tiger Costume

Jester Surgeon

Ghostship

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

Revenge had come.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Batman tissue dispenser.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

Sun Worshipers

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

"Fancy an Indian?"

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

'He's faking it. Must be feeling better.'

'Don't worry. I've got your back.'

Clockwork Doll

Countess

Flower Duet

Umpire Gridgely's habit of embellishing his decisions with Shakespearean quotes was starting to annoy the players.