Tan Fans Gifts

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Bowled over again!

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'I love us when we're tan.'

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Revenge had come.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Sunblock

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

Sun Worshipers

Spatula beach

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

Tanning Machine on the beach

Emergency sunscreen.