Titanic Fans Gifts

"We're saved!"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Two flies and a spider umpiring playing tennis on a cow.

Tennis corruption

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Titanic iceberg auction

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

'Tarzan'

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

'He's faking it. Must be feeling better.'

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

"Why don't we enroll in a Conflict Resolution Program where we can study the underpinnings of conflict dynamics and implement strategies to foster sustainable peace?"

Gorillas in the jungle.

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'