Titanic Fans Gifts

"We're saved!"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Cat and mouse.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

Titanic iceberg auction

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Two flies and a spider umpiring playing tennis on a cow.

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Tennis corruption

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Celine Dion

'He's faking it. Must be feeling better.'

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

'Tarzan'

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

Police Box

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

"Why don't we enroll in a Conflict Resolution Program where we can study the underpinnings of conflict dynamics and implement strategies to foster sustainable peace?"

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

Gorillas in the jungle.