Titanic Fan Gifts

Celine Dion

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'I'm not fat, am I?'

'My life was shipshape until that iceberg came along.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Primitive magician

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The Da Vinci Cod

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

You're my Venus

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

The Invention of the Wheel

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

I'm With Stooped

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Pirates

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Revenge had come.

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'