Telekinesis Fan Gifts

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"You've changed."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

The Reaper's Arms

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

"How much longer are you going to be?"

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

'I know that you have changed Irene, but I still think we can work things out.'

'Hot enough for ya?'

'I'm not fat, am I?'

"I've been meditating as hard as I can and nothing happens."

"Serf's up"

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

"The particle physicists get all the chicks."

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'

Scranton the Ride

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

'For his research into cloning - it's the one and only...'