Telekinesis Fan Mugs

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"You've changed."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

Atomic Bear: Part 26

"The court granted me a new identity!"

The Reaper's Arms

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

Celine Dion

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"How much longer are you going to be?"

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

Bummer about your claustrophobia, Ted.

'I know that you have changed Irene, but I still think we can work things out.'

'Hot enough for ya?'

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

"The particle physicists get all the chicks."

'I'm not fat, am I?'

"Serf's up"

"I've been meditating as hard as I can and nothing happens."

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'

Scranton the Ride

"My time machine is powered by the energy collected from unblinkingly watching this pot."

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.