Pyrokinesis Fan Mugs

"Ok, now. Everybody think fire."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'He's maturing early.'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Running

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

The Reaper's Arms

Photosynthesis? How lazy can you get?!

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Beachy Hair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"It's a fixer upper."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Sparklers

Californians Abroad.

"How much longer are you going to be?"

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

Selfie Acrobat

5 people balance on one tiny bike

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

'It's a Marimba!'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

Musician hurts his nose.

Running machine with pothole.

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

"I think he stood on a nettle."