Pyrokinesis Fan Gifts

"Ok, now. Everybody think fire."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'He's maturing early.'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Running

The Reaper's Arms

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Beachy Hair

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

Sparklers

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Californians Abroad.

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

"How much longer are you going to be?"

"It's a fixer upper."

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

5 people balance on one tiny bike

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

Selfie Acrobat

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

'It's a Marimba!'

Musician hurts his nose.

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

Running machine with pothole.

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

"I think he stood on a nettle."

Ancient Egyptians