Skeleton Fan Gifts

A skeleton counts skeleton sheep

'Maybe I should change this thing more often.'

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"Peut-on rire de tout?"

"How much longer are you going to be?"

"Woah, dis it thwick!"

Grim Reaper last orders

The Reapers were concerned about junior's adolescent fascination with flower arranging... among other things

The Four Pommel Horsemen of the Apocalypse

The Reaper's Arms

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'Scooter' Libby.

'I'm not hibernating there again - I got the heebie-jeebies being around so many snakes!'

"I forget the difference - is this a crocodile or a litigator?"

Tortoises Playing.

'This is my new carbon fibre shell: Ten times as strong, fifty times as light...'

Dinosaurs Anonymous

That Snake Talks Sense

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

E-Scooter/G-Scooter