Skeletal System Fan Gifts

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

'Maths is fun!'

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Running

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

EU

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

The Reaper's Arms

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"Date night again already?"

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"I Win!!!"

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"How much longer are you going to be?"

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

Two Popular Health Care Punching Bags

' You really haven't grasped the concept of a simple cat fight, have you?'

'The Eat Whatever You Can Grab With Boxing Gloves Diet was working wonders for Bertram'.

Trump vs Biden

The lesser-known, and ultimately unsuccessful, Joe Louis and Dick Clark expedition.