Body Function Fan Gifts

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

The Reaper's Arms

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'You've got lot toe!'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"How much longer are you going to be?"

"Isaias has made landfall, bars, beaches, tattoo parlors and schools will all be open."

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

Street Musician

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

Happy Xmas

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

Plank

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Manager please give 10%

'She's had so much plastic surgery that her body has rejected her credit cards!'

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

Roverdance.

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."

Massage Mushroom Cloud