Mind-body Connection Fan Gifts

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'Have you been working out?'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Wordplay: Dilemma.

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

Steam of consciousness.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Psychological Testing Center.

Businessman needs a cuddle.

"An answer is crossing my mind ... it just hasn't made it all the way across yet."

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

Pot Needles

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

'I can't believe I flunked! -- I always do so good when I watch game shows!'

'I use a combination of shiatsu and hypnosis...'

'She's had so much plastic surgery that her body has rejected her credit cards!'

Admiral Lord Nelson practiced mindfulness techniques daily to reduce his stress levels. He found an hour of 'naval gazing' worked wonders.

"If you fail one Rorschach test, you've failed them all."

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"Can I get back to you?"

Massage Mushroom Cloud

"The left side of Rupert's brain controls the right side of his politics."