Mind-body Connection Fan Pillows

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Famous Optical Illusions!

'Have you been working out?'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Wordplay: Dilemma.

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

Steam of consciousness.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Psychological Testing Center.

Businessman needs a cuddle.

"An answer is crossing my mind ... it just hasn't made it all the way across yet."

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Was that the sensitive spot you were telling me about?"

'She's had so much plastic surgery that her body has rejected her credit cards!'

Admiral Lord Nelson practiced mindfulness techniques daily to reduce his stress levels. He found an hour of 'naval gazing' worked wonders.

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

'I use a combination of shiatsu and hypnosis...'

Pot Needles

'I can't believe I flunked! -- I always do so good when I watch game shows!'

"If you fail one Rorschach test, you've failed them all."

"The left side of Rupert's brain controls the right side of his politics."

Yes, by all means, Mr. Fusco, feel free to seek out a second opinion

Massage Mushroom Cloud

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

There's some grumbling going on down there. The muscle fibers are complaining about getting stuck with all the heavy lifting. LDL is tired of getting called "bad" cholesterol, and the blood cells don't like all the traveling they have to do in their job. A little speck is trying to convince the brain these bad attitudes are all in the head. A little speck? Yeah, a proton is telling the brain he can take charge of the situation with the power of positive thinking!