Body Function Fan Prints

There's some grumbling going on down there. The muscle fibers are complaining about getting stuck with all the heavy lifting. LDL is tired of getting called "bad" cholesterol, and the blood cells don't like all the traveling they have to do in their job. A little speck is trying to convince the brain these bad attitudes are all in the head. A little speck? Yeah, a proton is telling the brain he can take charge of the situation with the power of positive thinking!

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

The Reaper's Arms

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'You've got lot toe!'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"How much longer are you going to be?"

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"Isaias has made landfall, bars, beaches, tattoo parlors and schools will all be open."

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

Street Musician

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

The 39 Steps

Happy Xmas

"Was that the sensitive spot you were telling me about?"

'I think he's trying to pawn his air guitar.'

Plank

Oh, that's genius!

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Manager please give 10%

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

'She's had so much plastic surgery that her body has rejected her credit cards!'

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

Roverdance.

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."