Footwork Fan Gifts

"...Ease off a bit! watch that pillar! Slow down at this corner!..."

'Let's not go by the book.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Caliologist

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Step aerobics

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Proud mums.

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'You've got lot toe!'

Centaur Sprinter

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."