Footwork Fan Gifts

"...Ease off a bit! watch that pillar! Slow down at this corner!..."

'Let's not go by the book.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Caliologist

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Centaur Sprinter

Step aerobics

Proud mums.

'You've got lot toe!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Shoe Whore