Skeletal System Fan T-Shirts

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

'Maths is fun!'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Running

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The Reaper's Arms

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Boris Johnson vs Corona

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"How much longer are you going to be?"

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"I Win!!!"

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

Biden vs Putin

' You really haven't grasped the concept of a simple cat fight, have you?'

Two Popular Health Care Punching Bags

Trump vs Biden

'The Eat Whatever You Can Grab With Boxing Gloves Diet was working wonders for Bertram'.