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'I only visit people who've had a close shave with death.'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Nuts to you, too."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

The Reaper's Arms

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Rock on Grandma!

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Death Watch

"How much longer are you going to be?"

"Back away from the squirrel!"

Museum Guard Portrait

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

"Fifi"

Snakeboarding.

X-ray of body shows skull.

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'