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"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Nuts to you, too."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

Death Watch

Hooks R Us.

"Back away from the squirrel!"

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

Museum Guard Portrait

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

"Don't even think about it."

"Fifi"

"I know it was your turn to pick, but could we listen to something besides the podcast about squirrels again?"

"Hey!! Look!!!"

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'Can't wait to see those green shoots coming up...'