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"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

ZZZZZZZ Top

At the rock concert...

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Jimi Hendrix.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Steve Howe.

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Johnny Winter.

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'

Pete Townshend

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'I'm with the band.'

Old songs made new

Original punks go to reunion

A 1950's Barber Shop

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Four

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

"All you ever want to do is go to the Hop."

Eddie Van Halen

Freeberg

Mick Jagger at 95.

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Bob Dylan

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.