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When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

First aid in mountains

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

We'll have to reproduce fast to defeat the antibodies! I get it! Divide and conquer!

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Flu Vaccine.

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

Criminal Germs

Medicine.

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

Reserved Parking for Cranky Middle Aged People with the Flu

You've probably heard of "White Coat Syndrome," the phenomenon in which patients exhibit a high blood pressure level in a clinical setting, even though they don't in other settings. Well, you won't get away with that here.

"Foxcroft, your research on the immune system, and the drugs you've come up with are extraordinary. As a result, we're making you a district sales manager."

Fighting Covid

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

Fakir on bed of nails reads an 'Acupuncture' book.

'Foxcroft, your research on the immune system and the drugs youve come up with are extraordinary. As a result, we're making you a district sales manager.'

Germ warfare.

'I am on a holiday from hell.'

I don't care if all your friends are going around, you're not going anywhere until your chores are done.

'We're gonna kill 'em with obesity.'

"Sorry, guys, but it only opens for my paw print."

I've had allergies all my life. How about you, Randy? Never, little buddy. HOJ. A speck of pollen once tried to enter my left nostril but was swiftly humbled by my natural defenses. I come from a long line of Randies who were gifted with nose hairs that have the tensile strength of iron and the stopping-power of barbed wire. Word quickly spread from pollen to pollen, and now they never even dare. If Obamacare covers nose-hair transplants, would you be willing ... ?

"I'll just have the stick, thanks."

The Heimlich Maneuver

Infection Control Lab. There's a problem -- Every time that antibody tries to pick a fight, an endorphin tries to calm him down.