Immune System Fan Gifts

First aid in mountains

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Flu Vaccine.

Criminal Germs

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

Medicine.

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

Fighting Covid

Reserved Parking for Cranky Middle Aged People with the Flu

"Foxcroft, your research on the immune system, and the drugs you've come up with are extraordinary. As a result, we're making you a district sales manager."

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

'I am on a holiday from hell.'

'Foxcroft, your research on the immune system and the drugs youve come up with are extraordinary. As a result, we're making you a district sales manager.'

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

Germ warfare.

Fakir on bed of nails reads an 'Acupuncture' book.

'We're gonna kill 'em with obesity.'

"Sorry, guys, but it only opens for my paw print."

"I'll just have the stick, thanks."

First Aid