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"There's nothing wrong with your memory. You just need to shut off the auto-delete in your brain."

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

'Maths is fun!'

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Running

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

Wordplay: Dilemma.

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

Psychological Testing Center.

'Now watch and listen!'

"An answer is crossing my mind ... it just hasn't made it all the way across yet."

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

Running machine with pothole.

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

You've probably heard of "White Coat Syndrome," the phenomenon in which patients exhibit a high blood pressure level in a clinical setting, even though they don't in other settings. Well, you won't get away with that here.

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

'I can't believe I flunked! -- I always do so good when I watch game shows!'