Legal System Fan Gifts

Jury foreman decides using a coin flip.

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

"I wouldn't want to be in your shoes."

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

So...who is your provider ?

'I'm sorry, but the only person Mr. McCoy is looking to hire right now is a good criminal defense lawyer. But I'll be happy to pass you resume on to him.'

How to avoid law.

Lady Justice eats birthday cake

'... the party of the first part is to give the party of the second part ...'

'Let's see you reverse this, Switherton!'

"Your lawyer is a zombie?"

'Look your honor - we're all felons here, right?'

'We have special circumstances here Your Honor...Mr. Juttle committed the crime so he could get out of jury duty.'

'This should be fun... this is my brother-in-law's tax return!'

'Your Honor, my client is willing to plead guilty, but only if the trial is televised.'

You are not all here.

'Counselor, you know that the jurors have the right to weigh the credibility of a witness.'

'All men are equal before the law... So how can a judge tell who's guilty and who's innocent?'

"Climate change has the bears out roller blading earlier every year."

End of the Mueller probe?

Scare tactics.

I hear your fees are very reasonable...

'Just be patient -- we're drawing up the indictment now.'

'He hates it when lawyers quote the Constitution,'

Israel's Katsav