Judicial System Fan Gifts

'Counselor, you know that the jurors have the right to weigh the credibility of a witness.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"At least he's honest about it..."

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

Supreme Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Illegal

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

Murder trials at the criminal court shown as a theatrical show

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

"Not good, your honor. My client is supposed to be executed a week before that court date."

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

Low Class Action Suit

'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?'

'There you go, bringing up the PAST again!'

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

"No one is looking. I'll just add a little mercury nitrate."

"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

How to avoid law.

Lady Justice eats birthday cake

"The jury would like to say that this case was not as juicy as it promised to be."

'Look your honor - we're all felons here, right?'

"Welcome Ruth!"

"Does this mean that you're ready to cop a plea?"

The Egg Jail.

"I was a serial killer!"

"Your honor, we find the defendant quilty on all counts."

"Sue me"

'Why am I sitting up here so high? Because I have long legs!'

"Something tells me he won't show up in traffic court."

"That one is the hold out juror who made the trial last so long."

"Wait! I know the answer!"

'All men are equal before the law... So how can a judge tell who's guilty and who's innocent?'

End of the Mueller probe?

"Do you know why they call me 'The crazy Judge', Mr. Hanson?"

Jury foreman decides using a coin flip.

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