Judicial System Fan Gifts

'Counselor, you know that the jurors have the right to weigh the credibility of a witness.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"At least he's honest about it..."

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

Supreme Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Illegal

"Not good, your honor. My client is supposed to be executed a week before that court date."

Murder trials at the criminal court shown as a theatrical show

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

Low Class Action Suit

'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?'

"No one is looking. I'll just add a little mercury nitrate."

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

'There you go, bringing up the PAST again!'

"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

How to avoid law.

Lady Justice eats birthday cake

"The jury would like to say that this case was not as juicy as it promised to be."

"Does this mean that you're ready to cop a plea?"

The Egg Jail.

"Welcome Ruth!"

'Look your honor - we're all felons here, right?'

"Your honor, we find the defendant quilty on all counts."

You're weaving a tissue of lies, counselor. I have a cold, your honor. I simply plan to blow my nose in it.

"I was a serial killer!"

"Sue me"

'Why am I sitting up here so high? Because I have long legs!'

"That one is the hold out juror who made the trial last so long."

"Something tells me he won't show up in traffic court."

"Wait! I know the answer!"

'All men are equal before the law... So how can a judge tell who's guilty and who's innocent?'

Jury foreman decides using a coin flip.

End of the Mueller probe?

"Do you know why they call me 'The crazy Judge', Mr. Hanson?"