Skeleton Supporter Gifts

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

The Reaper's Arms

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Nutritional Supplements.

Apocalliptical

Crocodile Shoes

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

Fresh picked baseballs.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Spring Cleaning

Proud Mum.

Louis Antoine Jullien

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

"How much longer are you going to be?"

Skeleton Builder.

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'