Skeleton Fans Gifts

At the Chinese fingercuff factory.

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

Brexit Part MMMCDIXIV

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

The Reaper's Arms

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"How much longer are you going to be?"

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Skeleton Builder.

Spring Cleaning

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

'It's dead in here tonight.'

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

Supermodel's Day Out.

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"