Skeleton Fans Pillows

At the Chinese fingercuff factory.

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

Brexit Part MMMCDIXIV

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

The Reaper's Arms

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Pizza Delivery Delays

Spring Cleaning

Skeleton Builder.

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

"How much longer are you going to be?"

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Supermodel's Day Out.

'It's dead in here tonight.'

Jake played with a dead man's hand

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"