Supplement Supporter Gifts

'I don't know whether the fish oils have helped his concentration but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down.'

'You know, we really should be taking vitamin supplements.'

Nutritional Supplements.

'Council on the aging ... out for Geritol break.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'Too much Omega 3.'

Peas on Earth.

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Protein Powder Irony

French suppers.

Fresh picked baseballs.

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

"It's extremely rare for anyone to suffer side effects from health supplements Mr Baxter. Just how much cod liver oil have you been taking?"

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

'Apparently I need to lower the dosage of salmon capsules that I'm giving Don and the kids.'

'I can personally vouch for its potency, sir.'

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

"Something from the supplement cart?"