Supplement Superuser Gifts

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

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Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

'Too much Omega 3.'

Nutritional Supplements.

Protein Powder Irony

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

'It's good that you're taking vitamins... but you need to stop BUTTERING them.'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"For big, important things, it's the Met and the Modern, of course—but the Whitney is great for stocking-stuffers."

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

'I'm part of a double-blind study to see how weight loss supplements help people lose weight. I'm guessing I received the sugar pill placebos.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'

'Take more vitamins... Well maybe you shouldn't take so many vitamins.'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

'Apparently I need to lower the dosage of salmon capsules that I'm giving Don and the kids.'

"It's extremely rare for anyone to suffer side effects from health supplements Mr Baxter. Just how much cod liver oil have you been taking?"

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

'I can personally vouch for its potency, sir.'

"SHEESH. What will it be like when I'm eighty?!"

All natural herbs - vitamins - supplements. 'Looks like he died of natural causes.'

"Something from the supplement cart?"

"Well, no, I'm not a practicing physician. I'm a non-practicing physician."

'He started acting like this about a week after beginning fish oil supplements,'