Supplement Skeptic Gifts

'Yeah, they really, really work. Got any other stupid questions?'

"It's extremely rare for anyone to suffer side effects from health supplements Mr Baxter. Just how much cod liver oil have you been taking?"

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'You need to reduce your iron intake.'

'They must work. I've never had a repeat customer.'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

'I told you those supplements would improve your leaping ability...'

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'Too much Omega 3.'

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

Eureka! This has telemarketing sale of a diet supplement written all over it.

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

Calm down...this is for your own good.

"I'm putting you on a stronger placebo."

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'