Diet Supplement Skeptic Gifts

Eureka! This has telemarketing sale of a diet supplement written all over it.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'Too much Omega 3.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

New anti-obesity cookbook.

Error in low-fat pizza design.

Calm down...this is for your own good.

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

"I'm putting you on a stronger placebo."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Lite Beer.

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

"Do a double-blind test. Give the new drug to rich patients and a placebo to the poor. No sense getting their hopes up. They couldn't afford it even if it works."

'We don't have a health plan but our accountant knows Reiki.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Energy Drinks

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'