Syrup Sceptic Gifts

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Too much Omega 3.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

'More syrup anyone?'

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Heavy syrup

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"It's got lettuce and pickle...why can't we call it a salad."

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

Corporate urban legends

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

"It's extremely rare for anyone to suffer side effects from health supplements Mr Baxter. Just how much cod liver oil have you been taking?"

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?'

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

Don't move Gertrude. A little dash of maple syrup will sweeten you up.

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

'Sermon - if he wanted us to eat genetically-modified food, h would have modified them himself.'

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

"Unsweetened has some sugar, lightly sweetened has a ton of sugar, and fully sweetened will kill you."

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts