Syrup Sceptic Gifts

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Too much Omega 3.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? "Death of a Salesman." Adapted to a fly, of course.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

'More syrup anyone?'

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

Heavy syrup

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Corporate urban legends

"It's got lettuce and pickle...why can't we call it a salad."

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

Please be gentle, waiter. This is my first salad. I'm sorry, sir, but there's a reason they call it "roughage."

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

"It's extremely rare for anyone to suffer side effects from health supplements Mr Baxter. Just how much cod liver oil have you been taking?"

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?'

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

Don't move Gertrude. A little dash of maple syrup will sweeten you up.

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

'Sermon - if he wanted us to eat genetically-modified food, h would have modified them himself.'

"Unsweetened has some sugar, lightly sweetened has a ton of sugar, and fully sweetened will kill you."