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"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

'Little Miss Muffet 2009'

'Do you want flies with that?'

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

'Been toying with commodities again, have we?'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

'I'm trying a beer diet: lager for breakfast, bock for lunch, and IPA for dinner. So far, I'm losing 2 days per week.'

'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.'

"Unsweetened has some sugar, lightly sweetened has a ton of sugar, and fully sweetened will kill you."

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

"Toothbrushes...to brush with after eating your Halloween treats!"

'I like the property - but I'm rather worried about the sugar content.'

Sugar production

"Poor jelly babies. It's a short like, and a chewy one."

"Man does not live by corn syrup alone."

'This is from our diet menu. We replaced the starchy bun with two deep fried fish filets!'

'How can I be sure I'm getting 100 pure orange juice?' - 'Buy an orange.'

"Since you don't like fruit, I got you a donut."

Pink Slime Burger

It was the health benefits that got me started on red wine.

"You don't tip them you bribe them!"