Sugar Philosopher Gifts

"Poor jelly babies. It's a short like, and a chewy one."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sweet surprise.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

Still Coffee Runs Deep

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

Bored Baker

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

I Bake. Deal with it.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.